Useful Words, Italian Jokes & Romantic Italian Phrases
If new to Italy travel, it's always a good idea to have a supply of some simple & useful Italian phrases. Below are some basic ones that will come in handy, Speaking some Italian can turn a good vacation into a great one.
Most businesses in larger cities will have staff that speak some English. In small towns & villages it might be a slightly different story. Having a few useful phrases at your fingertips can make all the difference.
Useful Words & Italian Phrases
Informal hello or goodbye
Una scheda telefonica internazionale
An international phone card
Books On Italian Phrases
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- Here are some books of Italian Phrases available at Amazon:
- Easy Italian Phrase Book
- Lonely Planet Italian Phrasebook & Dictionary
- Rick Steves' Italian Phrase Book & Dictionary
- Italian Phrase Book (Eyewitness Travel Guide)
- Dirty Italian: Everyday Slang from What's Up? to F*%# Off! and much more
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Romantic Italian Phrases
If dating in Italy is your thing, some romantic Italian phrases might come in handy. After all, it's Italy we are talking about - a country known for beauty, culture and of course romance. If you chose to talk Italian to a lady, let's hope it's with confidence. Many Italian women are beautiful, smart and very intelligent. Even if you your Italian isn't perfect - at least your are making an effort to speak their tongue and most will appreciate that. Let's hear some romantic Italian phrases and how they sound.
I love you & want you well
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One-Line Italian Jokes
Italian jokes can really break the ice. They are simple and hilarious for one reason and one reason only - they're Italian! We've included a few of those as well on this page, for a good laugh of course. Lets "talk Italian" and have a few chuckles.
- "Did you hear about that Italian chef that died? He PASTA WAY."
- "I was going to tell you a joke about pizza. But never mind - it's too CHEESY."
- "I pick-a Guiseppe for my bowling team, because EBOLA perfect game every time."
- "What do you call a fake noodle? An IMPASTA!
- "What does an Irishman get after eating Italian lasagna? GAELIC BREATH!"
- "What do you call a Roman with a cold? JULIUS SNEEZER."
- "Where do pepperonis go on vacation? The Leaning Tower of PIZZA."
- "What do Italians eat on Halloween. FETTUCCINE-AFRAID-O!"
- "What do you call an Italian with his hands in his pockets? A MUTE."
- "What do you call an Italian with a rubber toe? ROBERTO.
- "What do you call a dodgy neighbourhood in Italy? A SPAGHETTO."
- "What does Schwarzenegger say before eating pasta. PASTA la vista, baby!"
- "How do you shut up an Italian? Tie their hands behind their back."
- "Why did the Mafia cross the road? FORGET ABOUT IT!"
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